I know it's only been an hour or so, but I sat down to start grading the Water Management final exam, and I needed another beer. Yeah, that bad.
So, instead of my usual "Oh shit fuck, I should have never gotten out of bed" routine when I get home after a supremely shitty day and sip a Guinness and shotgun a Pilsner, I decided that I might as well try it together and see what can become of it......
I hate to say it, because it's Pilsner.....but SUCCESS!!
It turns into a reeeellll smooooth operator. I give it an 8/10.
Also, the pour went well, very well. I used the full can of Pil, poured slowly. Waited for the Guinness ot settle for a minute or two and poured reeeaaalllllyyyy sssllloooowwwwlllyyyy.
Ta Da!
Third time's a charm. Too bad it ended up being with Pil. I think I'll call it the Little Black Pill.
Last time I talked with my new buddy John, I explained my really, really bad day routine with the whole sipping Guinness and shotgunning a beer.
He added, "Seriously? Is it a Pil? Please tell me you sip your Guinness then shotgun a Pil."
I replied, "Yeah, lately it's been Pil. I'm emptying the trash out of my fridge."
He replied, "That's my girl. I'm starting to like you more and more."
How do you like them apples now John? How do you like them apples?
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