Thursday, June 9, 2011

I didn't find the humor in this at first...

This week, I've been trying to have a more positive outlook on life and such.  Normally it is pretty positive and I'm usually optimistic, but the last couple of weeks I've been shifting more to the "Debbie Downer" end of the spectrum than the "Abby Upper".  Either way, I decided to try to be more positive. 

It was really tough on Tuesday.  I think it started when I stepped out of the shower.....

I got out of the shower, like I normally do - one leg at a time - but for some reason I was cranky.  I think it was because I had uber razor-burn and was running late. 
Either way, I had to deal with the razor-burn, because that's hella-uncomfortable.  I reached for what I thought was moisturizer, lathered up my legs and continued on with my morning...in a reasonably crusty mood.  
So, there I was "Derp, derp, derp",  moisturizing my legs.  Nothing out of the ordinary, and I went on with my morning.  I decided on jeans....mostly to hide the razor-burn. 
The day was mediocre, I was having some trouble with some code, but nothing I couldn't handle.  I managed to move ahead with some of my analysis.  It works, but not exceptionally.  Just an average day. 

I got home and decided to put on shorts to walk Chaos.  Well, what I thought was moisturizer at 7:30 Tuesday morning happened to be crazy streaky "fake-tan-in-a-bottle" on my bright orange legs at 5:30 Tuesday afternoon.  Shit.  Looks like it's pants for the rest of the week too. 

It never got brought up again until lunch today, when Amy and I decided to eat our sushi outside.  She was making fun of her pastiness and how the light was actually reflecting off her legs (and in all honesty, it kind of was).  The light would have been reflecting off my legs too if it wouldn't have been for Tuesday morning's crusty mishap.  Amy thought that it was much more funny, mostly because I was crusty. 

Yeah, well.....I guess being crusty have some high points too. 
Thanks Amy.  

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