Do you feel like the gambling type?

I wasn't planning on posting today but I went out for drinks with some friends and was inspired.  They had mentioned that they were wondering how soon I'd go back to school, if I'd go all the way to a Ph. D. etc, etc.  One mentioned that she should have bet money on the deal....
At the start, this is how I see the odds:  (I really don't want to jinx myself, but I figure I'll have some fun with it)

5 to 3 that I finish within 24 months
6 to 5 that I finish within 30 months
5 to 4 that I go all the way through to a Ph.D.
4 to 1 that I go directly from the Master's to the Ph.D.
6 to 1 that I stay in Saskatchewan
8 to 7 that I continue to be awesome
10 to 9 that I become even more nerdy than my current state
14 to 1 that I snap and lose it before April
5 to 1 that I snap and lose it before September
3 to 1 that I snap and lose it before next January

I'm not making any odds about losing data or some pain in the ass like that because if I do, it'll happen and then it's 1 to 1 odds that I lose my shit that day. 

Have fun at the races kids.